Chanyeol -> @lordbyun bc she’s thirsts after him 24/7 for the succ but I think she’s actually deeply in love with him and wants to do romantic stuff ;) deep down she’s a vanilla gal
Kyungsoo-> @squishyssoo bc she’s a perfect match for him and they would live a black and white stripe shirt kinda life 💜 also she’s the freak™ he needs😘
Jongdae-> @jongdaesbeautifuleyelashes
Amber is the only one I trust to give him the love and care he deserves bc she’s so devoted to him (like for real her poster spread is insane!)Minseok-> @minseoksangel power couple of the year they both super amazingly sweet and way too cool for me B)
Sehun-> @suavesehun they can feed each other spicy Cheetos and and look at dogs (viv) together :)))
Baekhyun-> @sebaekkk umm well @lordbyun might fight me for this but beside her I think ur the most qualified to take care of that pupJongin-> @jonginence the one and only™ for kai they are both pure and lovable 💜💜
Yixing -> @zhangyixings both too good for this world and we don’t deserve them :,)Junmyeon-> @suhosleftbuttcheek ur the only one I trust to treat him right. Meg has passed several assessments and in my will I have indicated her to be back up wife if (and only if) Jm gets lonely without me (which he will bc I’m amazing) ;(
Bonus (Zitao-> @taonsil !!!!! Because!!!! They!! Would!!! Be !!! The most!!!! Perfect!!!! Everything!!!! Actual goals!!!! 😭😭💖)
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